As many of you may know, I started working at Starbucks a month-and-some-change ago. The change in scenery and such doesn't seem to have affected my snark-levels. Anyway, here's something I wrote in regards to annoying customers:
I didn’t realize it was you:
THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN HUMAN HISTORY.
No wonder you drove on past that menu board—
the one that says in red:
THE STORE IS NOW CLOSED.
You are clearly too important
(and too wealthy)
for us to ignore.
What can I get started for you?