Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem

Tartar control

cavity control

control over your whole damn mouth.

Why does toothpaste have to be

THIS

difficult?

It’s all just mint-flavored

fluoride

in a tube, right?

Oh.

I’m sorry.

This one’s “herbal mint”.

What exactly does that mean?

Am I going to get green bits

stuck in my teeth?

Is there kale in it?

WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE KALE?!

Let’s just simplify things a bit.

Throw out your 3Ds White and

your Pros-Health.

Stick with just the classics:

white paste

blue paste

and bubble gum—you know, for kids.