Cinnamon Toast
is a real breakfast item.
Therefore,
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
makes sense.
French Toast,
too,
is a real breakfast food.
So French Toast Crunch
made sense.
There is no Chocolate Toast.
This isn't a thing that exists.
Nutella Toast is a thing,
but that's not quite the same.
When you try to sell me
CHOCOLATE TOAST CRUNCH,
I cringe.
My suspension of disbelief
can only go so far
before
I shake my head and walk over
to the Grape Nuts.
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