Excuse me,
Charles Bro-kowski,
but we are living in a society
here.
Notice how the
cars
drive
on the right hand side?
Everybody does this
because otherwise
people would run into
each other.
Like you did to me.
Walking
down
these
stairs.
I know how hard it is
to both think and prop
your HGH-enhanced thorax
upon your spindly legs,
so I'll give you a tip:
Look in front of you.
Are people flowing
in the same direction as you?
No?
You're in the wrong lane.
Move to your right.
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