Tartar control
cavity control
control over your whole damn mouth.
Why does toothpaste have to be
THIS
difficult?
It’s all just mint-flavored
fluoride
in a tube, right?
Oh.
I’m sorry.
This one’s “herbal mint”.
What exactly does that mean?
Am I going to get green bits
stuck in my teeth?
Is there kale in it?
WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE KALE?!
Let’s just simplify things a bit.
Throw out your 3Ds White and
your Pros-Health.
Stick with just the classics:
white paste
blue paste
and bubble gum—you know, for kids.
